She loved with so much passion as she loved with ignorance. She did not know whether it were good or evil, beneficent or dangerous, necessary or accidental, eternal or transitory, permitted or prohibited: she loved. - Victor hugo
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via mynameiscollins)
OMG I finally got a babysitting job. So excited. I only wish it was more hours.
I want to hang out with people, but I’m broke. This makes me sad.